One: I did not know my name was Christina for the first 5 years of my life because my family referred to me as "Stiny", "Stinky", "Christinka", "Christupid" & every other clever, traumatizing nickname they could come up with.
Two: I have a slight O.C.D. issue that has turned out to benefit my career.
Three: Although I may be looking at you while in conversation and may even do gestures as if you have my full, undivided attention, my attention span only lasts approximately 4 minutes.
The time spent talking to me after 4 minutes is usually wasted. However, I most likely will tune back in around minute 7.
The time spent talking to me after 4 minutes is usually wasted. However, I most likely will tune back in around minute 7.
Four: My Little Prince, Dylan, has developed a snoring habit and it is becoming difficult to ignore. (See "Exhibit A")
"Exhibit A"
(My Little Prince Dylan)
(My Little Prince Dylan)
Five: I have at least 55 angry thoughts throughout the day, in which I must consciously talk myself down from at least 40 of them.
Six: I watched Niki Minaj's scary Grammy performance seven times the other night.
Seven: I love when people make me laugh.
Eight: I really do believe that I will have a sit down conversation with Oprah one day and talk about life.
Nine: It fills my heart with joy to scare people and videotape it.(See "Exhibit's B, C, & D")
"Exhibit B"-(Strike One)
"Exhibit C"-(Strike Two)
"Exhibit D"-(Strike 3)
Ten: In an effort to get him to "flip out", I used to get pure joy from jumping out of confined spaces and scaring my ex-marine/ex-boyfriend.
I am sad to report he never did lose his cool and "flip out". (Note- "Exhibit E" may reflect the reason as to why I am now single.)
I am sad to report he never did lose his cool and "flip out". (Note- "Exhibit E" may reflect the reason as to why I am now single.)
"Exhibit E"
(Ex-Marine Not Flipping Out)