Angry Older Sister

Don't let the pretty picture fool you! (It fooled her husband) 

Meet Angry Older Sister.

Date: June 1, 2011

Re: New Address

Me: "Hello everyone! X and I have a new address (Same address, different Apartment Number): xxx..Love you guys! Stiny"

Angry Older Sister: "How many people really send you mail where we need continuous updates of your address....omg"

Me: "I get more mail than you think... You don't know this, but I am pen pals with every single family member."

Angry Older Sister: "I am pretty sure that is a lie....and I know for a fact you don't check you mail because I send you stuff all the time and you get it 3 years later!"

Me: "Exxxxxactly. The true story is... I must update allllll of the family with my new address so that the weekly presents and thoughtful daily cards they send me can continue to flood my mail box. To let you in on the messages that are in the thoughtful cards, please read the following excerpts taken verbatim out of them:  "Daughter of the Year! We LOVE you!"; "Niece Fight that Lease! We are soooo proud of you!", "Cousin You're So Stunnin. I wish I could be you!", "You make our Familia Whole. It wouldn't be the same without you!"- Just to give you a few examples- and those just came today!)" 

Angry Older Sister: "I literally just cried as I was reading these and Jon giggled out loud...I'll give it to you...you are pretty witty."

Dad: "I can’t even compete with that!"