Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

My Dearest Oprah,

I am still waiting for my "Oprah's Class Journal" that you promised me in your email dated August 18, 2011 because I was ONE of the first million student's to sign up for your Lifeclass. 

I am a little concerned, however, because CLASS starts on October 18, 2011, which is only in 36 days, 875 hours & 52507 minutes.

Please don't embarrass me and make me the only one not prepared for school on the first day.