Who ever said this was a "great movie for the whole family" was a liar!
Pursuant to Black's Law Dictionary, Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress is defined as the tort of causing another severe emotional distress through one's great negligent conduct.
Most court's will allow a plaintiff to recover damages for emotional distress if the defendant's conduct results in physical contact with the plaintiff or, when no contact occurs, if the plaintiff is in the zone of danger.
Emotional distress is defined as a highly unpleasant mental reaction (i.e. anguish, grief, fright, humiliation or fury) that results from another person's conduct.
The "Zone of Danger" is defined as the dangerous area created by the defendant's negligent conduct.
The making of E.T. was pure negligence:
The creator's of E.T. owed a duty to little children everywhere. The risk that children would be scarred for life after watching this disturbing movie was 100% foreseeable.
Further, it is in the best interest of society to protect our children and not have them be exposed to little scary creatures running around trying to use the phone before the age of 18.
Because the creator's of E.T. had a duty to children everywhere, they breached said duty by making a film about a little alien that was going to haunt them for the rest of their lives.
Since watching the scary, life changing movie, my sister and I have had to spend an excess amount of money on nightlights, flashlights, heightened electricity bills, therapy, etc.
The watching of E.T. has disrupted our social life, my sister's married life and has had severe consequences on the completion of our brains fully forming.
The making of E.T. was pure negligence:
The creator's of E.T. owed a duty to little children everywhere. The risk that children would be scarred for life after watching this disturbing movie was 100% foreseeable.
Further, it is in the best interest of society to protect our children and not have them be exposed to little scary creatures running around trying to use the phone before the age of 18.
Because the creator's of E.T. had a duty to children everywhere, they breached said duty by making a film about a little alien that was going to haunt them for the rest of their lives.
Since watching the scary, life changing movie, my sister and I have had to spend an excess amount of money on nightlights, flashlights, heightened electricity bills, therapy, etc.
The watching of E.T. has disrupted our social life, my sister's married life and has had severe consequences on the completion of our brains fully forming.
Because the breach of their duty was a substantial factor in causing us severe mental anguish and defendant's conduct resulted in the physical contact with our brain, the creator's of E.T. owe us the following damages:
***An apology for making the most disturbing, scariest movie ever***
However, I will settle this prior to trial if you get Oprah to come to my Law School Graduation in May 2013. Thank you much.
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